Thursday, October 4, 2012

Powdered Cellulose? In my cheese?

Powdered cellulose sounds okay.  Sounds like they took the green stuff from plants, dried it, and blasted it in a food processor.  Nope.  Not looking good, Mr. Powdered Cellulose.  You just got kicked out of our diet.  Ouch.  How does that make you feel?

It's not bad for you.  You can keep eating it.  The government and nutritionists actually agree on that.  But it is synthetic.  Goodbye, shredded cheese.  I'll make you myself.  And put you in cozy freezer bags.  And tuck you in my lovely freezer.

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